REVIEW: “The Vampire Shrink,” Lynda Hilburn
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Title: The Vampire Shrink (Kismet Knight #1)
Author: Lynda Hilburn
Published: September, 2011 by Jo Fletcher Books
Thanks: Pan Macmillan, AU
Pages: 400
Rating: ★★★★☆ 
Purchase: The Book Depository

Kismet Knight, PhD, doesn’t believe in the paranormal. She especially doesn’t believe in vampires, but she begins to wise up when she is introduced to a handsome man named Devereux who claims to be 800 years old. Kismet doesn’t buy his vampire story, but she also can’t explain why she has such odd reactions and feelings when he is near. Then a client almost completely drained of blood staggers into her waiting room and two angry men force their way into her office, causing her to consider the possibility that she has run afoul of a vampire underworld. Enter FBI profiler Alan Stevens, who warns her that vampires are very real, and one is a murderer—a murderer who is after her.

Final Thoughts:
This was all over the place for me, but in a good way. What started out as a day in the life of a fairly closed off, thirty year old woman, stuck in a monotonous routine of her clients’ therapy sessions, ended up being something completely out of left field. With elements of fantasy, crime procedurals and erotic love triangles, I was flipping desperately through, even resorting to reading by candlelight for more of Kismet’s adventures when my power went out during a thunderstorm.

The Vampire Shrink lives up to its name, but it’s also so much more. There are plenty of therapy sessions as Kismet tries to help a teenage girl through her delusions, as this girl believes vampires are real. There are numerous pop culture references to sparkly vampires and Robert Pattinson, Lady Gaga even gets a mention in there somewhere. Kismet also has a love for all things Harry Potter. I enjoyed these things, but I think they may have been a little overused. I prefer the indirect references over the flat out name dropping.

This is an adult aimed book, although I didn’t have any problems connecting with the female lead. Her personality traits were easily relatable, for me at least. Kismet was introverted personally while still able to hold her own on the professional front. There is a lot of inner dialogue, as she comments on her clients and those around her, while keeping her ever nodding Psychologist’s poker face. While I enjoyed the therapy side of the book, where I found myself most intrigued was the vampire aspect.

It’s handled differently. Maybe because it’s not a YA book, maybe just because the author was feeling particularly creative. Here the leading woman is very cynical when it comes to believing in the supernatural, often seeing those around her partaking in the vampire charade as deranged, classifying them as mentally unhinged. Her stubborn streak, even with enough evidence to the contrary, is quite understandable. I can’t say it didn’t annoy me about her though, groaning at the pages for her to believe the ‘god of a man’ could actually be the centuries-old age he claimed to be, but on the other hand, it also made her a stronger character for not giving in to her long held foundations of reality.

It wouldn’t be an adult paranormal romance without the necessary “lovemaking” as Devereux likes to call it. He’s often quite cheeky and forthright, while still talking in his olden ways, so he can come across much more charming where a modern-day man would seem possessive. There is a lot of erotic sex going on throughout the novel as Kismet is torn between her tall blonde, mind reading vampire and a vampire chasing FBI agent. There’s even a corny-line drivelling ex-lover circling the drain. He fit his role perfectly, making me want to hurl with his egotistical ravings. Having him there, helped accentuate just how much better her love life could be. I also noticed a lot of masturbation occurring around Kismet, not sure what was up with that. Maybe the author has a fascination with stimulating the male form.

There wasn’t just sex though, that came secondary to the romance. I found it hard choosing sides in the love triangle, even though the author was leaning heavily to one side of it. Both men had their own qualities that gave them a unique charm, Devereux especially with his psychic mind meld. I liked that the vampires weren’t opposed to drinking blood, often entrancing humans or finding willing donors. The magical aspect verged on fantasy, with alternate realms, mystical mountain sex and Pagan rituals. I think there may have even been a magic wand involved in there somewhere, or maybe I’m just channelling Kismet’s love of Harry Potter.

Adding in the cop aspect helped ground some reality into the fantastical. Although, once you get into the bulk of the story, you really need to check your concept of reality at the door and lose yourself in it. Dr Kismet Knight, PhD, has one of the wildest lives I’ve seen in adult fiction and I can’t wait for more of it. With lots of sex, cute special agents and a snarky, often stubborn leading lady you’re sure to find of a lot fun in this new series.

Recommended to:
Those looking for a vampire romance that verges between the hard constructs of reality and the world of fantasy.

5 Responses to this Post
  • Dorothy says:

    I think it is awesome that you had to read a paranormal romance by candlelight. It should be required! Thanks for the review on this book. I had seen the title around, but wasn’t sure about picking it up.

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  • Willa says:

    Though I love the title I am not sure that this one is for me. But the titles is pretty fantastic 🙂

  • Christy says:

    Oh wow, this book sounds like something I’d really like. Kismet sounds like someone I could definitely relate to! Great review!

  • Thank you so much, Brett! I really loved your articulate review. I’m so happy you liked Kismet and her world. It’s so awesome when a reviewer “gets” a book as you did! With much appreciation, Lynda

  • Brett! How did I not know about this book? I love vampires, so this one sounds like the perfect story for me to get lost in. In fact, I’d probably read it by candle light on purpose, you set the mood! LOL

    I know what you mean about the references though. I prefer indirect rather than name flat out name dropping because then it tends to make the story rather dated, IMO.

    I do have to say huh to the masturbation fixation. It kind of sounds out of context, but maybe not?

    Very insightful and helpful review. It makes me want to say to hell with my book buying ban! *runs off to place an order*

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